Friday, September 9, 2011

When you least expect it

Couldn´t believe what I saw last morning on my way to work! When I flipped through Metrolehti (a free daily newspaper that you find in all metros and most busses) to kill some time, I stumbled upon this, jaw dropping, eyes popping in disbelief:

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Das Weisse Album closed Beatles-project

Singer Klaus Beyer from Berlin has finished his 13-year project to release the complete work of The Beatles in German.
The German magazine Der Spiegel reported about the matter.
Beyer´s Beatles series was completed when Das Weisse Album (The White Album) was released.
Also The Beatles managed to record in German almost 50 years ago.
Therefore "I Want To Hold Your Hand" got the title "Komm, Gib Mir Deine Hand". "She Loves You" translated into "Sie Liebt Dich".
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(Roughly translated by me)


Klaus Beyer might and must be the biggest Beatles fan alive, who else has ever shown so much passion for his fave band than this simple man. The only thing weirder than Klaus Beyer himself though is to find a small article about him here in Finland. There is still only a chosen few in the know about the Fab Four maniac, who originally began to translate the lyrics because his mother didn´t understand a word of English. Klausi wanted mommy to know what his fascination with John, Paul, George and Ringo is all about, so he started to "sample" their original songs with two tape recorders, a pair of scissors, scotch tape and his own off-key vocals! DIY, anyone? His effort expanded over 13 albums in 13 years and had the side effect of many funny Beyer originals. He also made hilarious super 8 mm short movies, some of them are "music videos" for - of course- Beatles albums.


Weirdos have a way of attracting other weirdos and it´s unbelievable but true: while the general public is totally oblivious to Mr. Beyer, he somehow managed to team up and work with e.g. Christoph Schlingensief (theater director and Germany´s enfant terrible, RIP), Jörg Buttgereit (notorious German splatter movie director, Nekromantik, Der Todesking, etc.) and just recently John Cafiero (American film director, producer and musician). The latter is founder of "all-star punk group" Osaka Popstar (absolutely disposable if I am asked), featuring Marky Ramone, Jerry Only, Dez Cadena and Ivan Julian. Now Beyer has even refined one of their songs, "Shaolin Monkeys", so Beatles kind of meet Black Flag in "Shaolin Affen".

KB at WP8, Düsseldorf
I´m happy to have seen the man himself in 2009 when he performed his adapted Beatles songs not only in Düsseldorf but also in a homemade Sgt. Pepper uniform. He was troubled by a nervous bladder but rocked the place until the small hours. During the cause of the night I was interviewed by a small film crew that was working at the time on a Beyer documentary. I think I said that he´s a punk by definition because of his DIY ethics and the fact that he is in it for the cause and not for anyone´s acceptance (except mommy´s) nor money. The most beautiful thing, I added, is that he doesn´t know about any of this shit, so he must be unbiased and thus the real deal.
Well, I was a little bit tipsy, so my sermon was gibberish to that extend.


 
I even did something that I hardly ever do, in a flash of total starstruckness I asked the maestro for his autograph. It kind of surprised me when he seemed to be only too happy to clumsily oblige.

Many thanks to you Metrolehti, old fish wrap, for reminding me of this outstanding artist and the fun night two years ago. But now, without further ado, please check out the pure genius of the one and only... Klaus Beyer!



Aaaand make sure to check out:

Das andere Netz des Klaus Beyer (German only, sorry)

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

1.000.000


A reliable source just broke the news to me that there are currently one million square meters of empty office space in Helsinki! ONE MILLION!!
And guess what: there´s a huge need for 1 or 2 room flats which are hard to come by. Singles are worried sick because when you are on your own and do not earn a fortune, a flat is almost unaffordable in the 7th most expensive city in the world. Supply and demand, right? This sucks big time...

SONG FOR TODAY:

Dead Kennedys - Let´s lynch the landlord

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Dawning of a new era


Change of pace in my life from tomorrow on, dear friends. Työharjoittelu is the name of the game and it spells w-o-r-k. I´m happy and excited, mostly about the fact that I will speak Finnish now everyday for 6 weeks. Found myself a great place and I am looking forward to this experience!

SONGS FOR TODAY:

The Specials - (Dawning of a) New Era


The Godfathers - Birth, School, Work, Death

Friday, September 2, 2011

Fill in the gaps

Here´s a little cull from the archives, just to show you a bit of what happened during the big silence on this blog.

Laskiaissunnuntai, 6th of March

The skipper, moments before busting his knee
Laskiainen is celebrated on both a Sunday and a Tuesday. The Tuesday announces the beginning of the fasting period and the 40 day countdown to Easter, so it´s like Veilchendienstag in Germany, just without the carnival. I don´t have a clue what the Sunday has to do with it, but maybe the Finns just want a bit of the fun happening during the weekend, too. It wouldn´t be the only holiday which exact date they´d fix just a little to make it fit their needs. But maybe the Sunday has a fundamental meaning in the religious calender, I´m clueless. Nowadays Laskiainen is associated more with outdoor activities and fun in the snow anyway. You grab your sledge and take some hot cocoa, pea stew and delicious laskiaispulla to the nearest hill. There you meet your friends and feel like a kid again - at least I did on that day.
Yippie!

Riku, Marika, Susu, Minna and Jaana enjoying some cocoa.
28th of March

Winter had us still in a tight grip. Here´s a picture of the alley leading to my language school. It´s called Edupoli and is located in Herttoniemi. Takes me about 20 minutes to go there.


30th of May

When the snow had finally melted, despite a few piles here and there, some drivers seemed to have severe difficulties adjusting to the altered road conditions. Especially parking posed a problem as you can see in the following picture:

Good attempt, better luck next time. The red building is my school Edupoli. 


Juhannus, 25th of June

Juhannus is the celebration of midsummer. Officially speaking it is the second most important holiday, only topped by christmas. I wonder if all Finns would agree to that ranking. Originally called Ukon Juhla (after the Finnish god Ukko), it was later on christianized (like so many other traditions) and was named after John the baptist (Finnish = Johannes Kastaja). Anyway, many Finns go absolutely berzerk on Juhannus weekend. Depending on where you are in the country the sun doesn´t set at all during the night. Whoever can leaves the city and spends the weekend in a summer cottage (mökki). Bonfires (kokko, sing.) are burned at lakesites and the sea. Sauna, swimming, Bbq and heavy (HEAVY!) drinking are on the schedule, which can lead to certain problems, for example death. After Juhannus 2011 you heard on the news that this year only 8 people died. I think last year it was 22. Lots of drowning, a bit of good ol´ stabbing and the occasional drunken accident. But no worries, I figure that for every death on Juhannus at least one child is conceived in Suomi. I didn´t take it to any of these extremes and rather followed the general schedule at a nice mökki nearby Pori, with my girlfriend and three good friends.

Finns like their nearest neighbor to be not near at all. We used the boat a lot.
The old bridge to the sauna.
Hyvät löylyt! Good steam!


Susu having a nice swim after sauna.
In the beginning of July I had an awesome trip to Germany, two weeks of meeting friends and family for the first time in one year! The spookiest thing was that I arrived at the airport in Düsseldorf exactly (!) one year later after leaving the country with a one-way ticket in my pocket.

Finally in August we had Lutz visiting us. Lutz is one of my best friends, lives nowadays in New Zealand of all places and stupid old me did not take one single picture. In-cre-di-bly stupid!!    

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Night of the living DEAD ELVIS

When there´s no more room in hell, Dead Elvis will walk the earth.

Last night the undead king of rock ´n´ roll did exactly that as he is haunting Finland at the moment. His first stroll on finnish mortal soil took him to Bar Loose and of course I was there to attend upon His Majesty.

Let me shortly explain what that guy is all about. If you haven´t heard about him before, you might think: "Oh boy, yet another Elvis impersonator. Squeezed into that horrible 70ties suit with no singing skills but a big bag full of bad song choices. No, thank you..." That is precisely what I thought when his name popped up for the first time. Luckily I checked out some of his tunes on the interrrNJET and was surprised to find no covers but some raw and raunchy originals!

Turned out that the aptly named DEAD ELVIS & HIS ONE MAN GRAVE is a one man band that has more in common with the likes of Hasil Adkins and Charlie Feathers then Mr. Presley. His gimmick is to pretend to be the resurrected Elvis Aaron, finally free from all the Priscillas and Col. Parkers. Now he´s the one calling the shots and handles all instruments (guitar, bass and snare drum) himself while crooning to the smash hits he wrote in his grave. Great stuff indeed but the real thing is to see DE perform live, because that man is outrageously funny! I have seen him at least 4 times back in Germany and everytime he had me in stitches. Very nice and humble guy, too. I met him unmasked (he was) before a show in Bonn, we had a little chat and he proved to be an overall no-rockstar-bullshit guy.

Now you can imagine that I was very thrilled when I got the info about his upcoming Finland tour and the gig in Helsinki. It´s not his first time over here, if I recall correctly it must be already the third. His link to Suomi is the two man band BLACK MAGIC SIX. I saw them with DE at the Sonic Ballroom in Köln and they kicked some serious ass. Needless to say that the two Finns are on the bill this time around, too. The unholy package is wrapped up with KAROSHI LOVERS (also from Finland) and HOLA GHOST from Denmark.

Let me now quickly drop a few words about Bar Loose, the venue where the whole spectacle went down last night. I like the place a lot and I warmly recommend it to you. If you are in Helsinki and into good rock music don´t hesitate to pay the joint a visit. Bar Loose operates on two levels, of course both of them have a bar. Upstairs you get warm food and hot turntable music, the real magic happens downstairs where the bands are playing. Sound is always good and you should just have a look on the long list of combos that performed there!


Could the similarity be a coincidence?
Daaaaamn right...

You have to show Angus your ticket before descending to R´n´R hell. 

None of the bands on the Black Rainbow Tour have a conventional line-up which I think makes the whole thing even more interesting. It´s cool if you get tempted to check out the opening bands as well instead of only coming for the main act. So the only bummer of a otherwise great evening was that we missed out KAROSHI LOVERS, who started their set way earlier than announced by Bar Loose. It´s a pity because their blend of styles sounded quite interesting. As stated on their homepage they mix hard guitars with a Blondie meets PJ Harvey vibe. You actually can´t do wrong with an album called "Death Pop" either. They would have been the closest to a normal band, having three members in a drums - guitar - piano/vocals constellation.

Karoshi Lovers

So the first band we got to see was BLACK MAGIC SIX and my-o-my, it is amazing how much noise just two guys can produce when armed with a miniature drum kit and a Stratocaster, run through some mean pedals and a Marshall amp. They played a highly distorted melange of garagy, blues-infested hardrock for lack of a better descpription. High energy was the name of the game and I somehow liked them better this time, compared to the show I saw a few years back in Germany.

Black Magic Six at work. The drummer must have some serious back problems.

The crowd dug ´em as well and after 45 minutes they left behind a satisfied audience. Next up was my personal surprise act, a surprise in a way that I didn´t expect sooo much from them but they absolutely nailed it! HOLA GHOST, yet another two man band, includes guitar slinger Peter Sandorff (ex-Nekromantix and Mad Sin) and a vintage drum machine. I think Sandorff must manage damn well to alienate more than 50 % of his former following instantly with his current project, a following that he build up with the aforementioned psychobilly institutions. "No stand-up bass? Drum machine? Get outta here...", I hear them say and even I was sceptical, but let me tell you: when they hit the stage every doubt was eliminated. I think their attempt to combine Sandorff´s rockabilly-tinted punk attack with a distorted bass and this funny, eighties-sounding drum machine really worked out remarkably well.

From left to right: Drum machine, Jeppe Jessen, Peter Sandorff

Sandorff proved already in Nekromatix that he is a good songwriter and I think he´s a good singer, too. He´s making no exception with HOLA GHOST, the tunes were real catchy and that drum machine gave their spaghetti-western like "flamencore" a beat you can dance to. I especially liked that some melodies were played by that distorted bass instead of the guitar which gave the sound a nice twist. They also showed some good humor when they introduced the band and did not forget to mention the drum machine. They did that in the middle of a song and thus had programmed that thing so that it played some ridiculous fills when being mentioned by the band. Great show!

And then - finally- to the typical See, See Rider intro, he made his way to the stage, shaking (guys) and kissing (girls) hands. Like said before, I´ve seen DEAD ELVIS a couple of times before. But although every artist has a certain routine, his gigs never feel like a mere repetition of stuff you have seen already, he´s not only going through the motions. If the guy wouldn´t need to sit (bass and snare drum duties, remember) you could call a big part of his show stand-up comedy. He can go with the flow and reacts easily to the crowd or given situations. When I saw him one time in Köln, his guitar wouldn´t work. He made up a hilarious story around it that kept you so busy laughing your ass off! You just didn´t realize the little break, in which he got another guitar and then continued as if nothing had happened, almost as if it was part of the show. Last night though might have even been the best DE gig I´ve seen so far. The guy was almost sparkling when he started to take care of business.



Hit came after hit and not unlike BLACK MAGIC SIX he produced a wall of sound, just with even less means! It was one of the rare gigs that I didn´t want to end but the inevitable happened after almost an hour of killer r´n´r songs straight from the garage grave and a lot of fun. Unfortunately we had to leave right after the show, I would have liked to have a short chat again and tell him how cool it is to have him here in Finland. That by the way is something not all bands and artists necessarily do. Norway? Check. Sweden? Check. Denmark? Check. Finland? Hhmmm...difficult. Not so DEAD ELVIS. He has performed also in Turkey, Russia, China, Brazil and is due for a Japan tour in 2012. So if the dead man comes to a town near you, I urge you to go see him - There´s no way you will regret it!

The man himself and yours truly

Dead Elvis leaves the building.



MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT:


Dead Elvis & his one man grave

Hola Ghost

Black Magic Six

Karoshi Lovers

Bar Loose
(choose English if needed)